I rode 12kilometres today,not my best effort but I am closing in on my 200km target for the month. This is my best Joke Yet (you may not think so,but I am wired different to many others!!!) WHAT HAS 2 WHEELS AND FLIES ??????? A 2 wheeled garbage truck!!!!!!!!!! I "REFUSE"to believe it!!!! Double Points Double Points!!!
New World Record (I believe). Nobody has done it ever!! Nobody would be silly to do it ever!! I just rode 25 kilometres today,easypeasy. The distance from my house to the end of the street where our letterboxes are is 720metres and today I rode my bike house to letterbox 18 times,avoiding and annoying our neighbors dog 36 times. This record will never be broken(unless I do it!!!). Thankyou all for all your donations as I keep on pedalling.By the way,why did the bicycle get thrown out of the convent? It was time to be quiet during the Vow of Silence,obviously "Spoke" too soon!!
A large tree fell on our chook house last night,luckily avoiding their sleeping area but would have scared them ,took out one side of the coup so I spent 4-5 hours chainsawing and rebuilding the coup. I looked at my bike and thought,I might just do a couple of kilometres. I ended up doing 10km and I was fresh afterwards,must be starting to get fit. By the way,I went for a ride and every pub we past I went inside with my bike but the publican in every pub threw my bike outside and said,"your bikes not welcome here. After this happened several times,I said to my bike (my bike speaks to me,especially when I have had a few drinks!!) "why do you keep being thrown out of every pub you go into". My bike responded,"I can't Handle Bars" !!!!!!!